born to be: me.

the difference

other people: oh im so hungry
 *eats banana*
other people: omg im so full now
me: oh im so hungry
 *eats house*
 *eats garage*
 *eats property*
me: is there gonna be seconds or........

wakeuphealthy:

15fromfattofit:

foolishjourney:

I made you all a transparent peanut butter spoon
ALL HAIL THE PB

This should be on every fitblr.

Peanut butter

me: eats a snack while making a snack

castielhasthephoneb0x:

i can nt breath this old man who has like the biggest onion ever is so pr ou d of it

LOOK HOW HAPPY HIS ONION MAKES HIM

shesdonejim:

casual reminder that you’re not just my followers you’re my friends whether you like it or not that is what you signed up for when you hit the follow button

nutrientnatalie:

youcantblowupthelizardmen:

mackleroni and cheese

all joking aside that mac and cheese looks orgasmic